Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Txts to an Asshole 6




This is round 6 of “Txts to an Asshole,” reoccurring documentations of conversations I have with unfortunate schmucks who believe they’re txting someone else. I basically play along, and they get played. 

Now, you may be wondering why I waited over 7 months to post this. Well, it’s short and I was hoping I’d receive another random text so I could make this is a 2-part post. But alas, my random txts dried up. So I regret to inform you, this may be my last episode of “Txts to an Asshole." Apparently word got around that I’m not “Kait.” And I think it's because I keep telling them I'm not Kait. I so dumbass! 

But fret not. My crystal ball is showing future txt related blahg entries. 


Them @ 12:13pm on 8/3/12: I want Ilse to have a friends birthday dinner tonight!
                     You should come :) she doesn’t know about it though haha                                                                      

Me @ 12:15: Nice! Sounds like a good time. Count me in, lol
                      Where ya thinking?

Them @ 12:16: Haha okay chili’s on Arapahoe crossing at 7ish
           @ 12:27: Scratch that, the nigga wants chick fil a or chipotle and a movie

Me @ 12:29: What a bitch. I love Chili’s.


Also the opening line of my online dating profile. 


Them: Haha me too!!

Me @ 12:30: Wait, now I don’t know if imma make it. I got Chili’s on the mind.

Them @ 12:31: Haha please go!

Me @ 12:32: Too late. Just made reservations.

Them @ 12:33: Seriously! Haha

Me @ 12:34: Yeah-ya! Do you know how hard it is to get into a Chili’s on a Friday
night?

Them @ 12:34: Dammn!
           @ 12:36: Okay we’re back on chili’s :)

Me @ 12:54: Shit yo! I canceled my reservation befer you sent that txt. Imma hit
up that new “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” movie (looks soooooooo good) and I’m halfway through a Chipotle burrito so I’ll prolly be full for the rest of the weekend. Those things are so fucking big!

Them @ 12:59: Kait, you’re killing me!

Me @ 2:52: You know what’s killing me? That fucking burrito. I’m pretty sure it’s
         lodged in my intestine.
      @ 3:24: By the way, who’s Kait?


Catch the other five episodes of “Txts to an Asshole” here: 12, 3,  4, and 5




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